Eyes

Black

Hazel

Athletic

6'  0"   (183 cm)

Egyptian

Middle Eastern

Non-Smoker

Never

Muslim

Doctoral Degree

Financial / Accounting / Insurance / Real Estate

Over $100,000

Regularly

Liberal

Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic, Classical, Classic Rock, Latin, Rap / Hip-Hop, Alternative, , Dance / Electronica / House, New Age

George Bush

George Bush

Arnold

NYC

Salvation Army

Armani, Boss, Ferragamo, Versaci, etc...

My fridge

Robin Williams

Burger King

Turkish Kitchen

Men should learn from them how to treat women

I always gaze at the stars

I always gaze at the stars I said

Great

Always curious about myself

Yuk

I make excellent boiled eggs

Shake that booty

I always take myself out on a date. Great catch

NO. Didnt you hear about what happened with Cheney?

Only if I am the singer

half Ounce of zinc, couple of drops of vinager and we have love potion # 9

I love to torture them

I love taking naked pictures of myself

Forbidden subject

Hear my show every morning before the initial brodcast

Good at it, finished my fifth grade books finally

best place to hook up with older women

After my wedding night

Those damn kids better be mine, not the mailmans'.

So regardless of who you are, don't worry because I'm an equal opportunity dater. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS GENTLEMAN HERE. SHOULD BE APPROACHED WITH EXTREME CAUTION & AFFECTION. CAN CAUSE PERMENANT DAMAGE TO YOUR SINGLE LIFE, SADNESS & LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR. PROCEED WITH KISSES, CUDDLING & MORE. DON'T TRY THE USUAL APPROACH. RUN FOR YOUR HEART. DESTRUCTION ON IMPACT. CONTAMINATION COULD LAST A LIFETIME. Do you know what I mean? No, seriously, do you know what I mean? I'm lost here. Don't take too long to contact me. Can you hear me now? Good. If you wonder why I'm still single & haven't been snatched up yet? The answer is very simple; "Because today is your LUCKY DAY" If you believe that I'm the man of your dreams, then go to sleep for me to come out & play or simply write me & I should be on your dream highway tonight. Ok, gotta go now. Time for my medication

Anywhere, depending on the weather, mood and the company..._____Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User.____________________________REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support How to Keep a Woman Happy" It's not difficult ? All you have to do is to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping 46. Be honest 47. Be very rich 48. Not stress her out 49. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes NOTE: I hope my sense of sarcasm is not misunderstood for a player. I appreciate someone who reads inbetween the lines. Also, I am not into pen-pal, emailing back and forth or phone convo. If we initially liked each other online, I expect to meet in person shortly after. I am very practical and I appreciate the same from a girl. You would never be able to know the person for real until you meet. You could spend months online and over the phone, then meet and nothing there. So why waste time and effort? I wish you all good luck, eventhough you won't get any till we have met ;-)

Yes whenever I see myself in the mirror.

two per wife x 4 = 8

By cloning myself as much as I can

They are past

Nothing, and I mean nothing

Everything, and I mean everything

Myself

Sense of humor, communication, Honesty and mutual repsect.

any age whenever I am ready as long as she is 18 or younger

A switch.

blondes and red heads, holding hands and jumping in groups up and down. (HER. Her scent, her curves, her femininty, her smile, her hygiene, her silliness, her maturity, her affection, her reasoning, her Dalaa, her high selfesteem, her independence, her weaknesses, the twinkle in her eye...)

Married, bald with dozen kids and no light at the end of the tunnel